Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care

Santa Called @ vodafone /airtel/relaince/idea. care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ……….customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Santa:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Santa:kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Santa:nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap
shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Santa:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Santa:love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein
switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh
aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Santa:court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 2000rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai
karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Santa:ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard,
jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye
offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai
Girl shocked, Santa rocked
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Dadaji:BETA Zara Andar Se Mere

Dadaji:BETA Zara Andar Se Mere
Daat Lana
Pota:Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi
Hai
Dadaji:ABE,Roti ko Maar Goli Samne
Wali Budiya Smile De Rahi He..
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Husband : aaj khane mein kya banaogi ?

Husband : aaj khane mein kya banaogi ?

Wife : Jo aap kaho.

H : Dal chawal bana lo.

W : Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H : to sabji roti bana lo

W : bachche nahi khayenge

H : to chhole puri bana lo

W : mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H : eggs bhurji bana lo

W : aaj guruvaar hai

H : paraanthe ?

W : raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H : Hotel se mangwa lete hain?

W : roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H : kadhi chawal?

W : dahi nahi hai

H : idly sambar?

W : usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H : maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

W : koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H : phir ab kya banaogi?

W : Jo aap kaho…..

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Education related songs

Education related songs

SCHOOL : Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION : Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS : Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE : Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY : Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS : Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM : Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT : Jiya dharak dharak
PASS : Aaj mai upar asman niche
FAIL : Jag suna suna lage

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Mom: why u watch English channels?

Mom: why u watch English channels?
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beta : Q kya hua?
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Mom: Koi culture hai , 100
baar shadi-divorce..
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beta : what about Balika Vadhu?

*Total Silence*

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Pappu ne JOB k 1st din, Computer pe 11 ghante guzare

Pappu ne
JOB k 1st din,
Computer pe 11 ghante guzare
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Boss khusi se: Good.. aaj kya kiya .??
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papu : Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi
wo sahi kar di…
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Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein

Ek Student Ko Apni Life Mein,
Khud Par Sabse Zyada Proud Kab Hota Hai ?
Jab Usko Exam Mein Kuch Na Aata Ho,
Aur Pichhe Se Teacher Aake Kahe,
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Copy Chhupa Lo Pichhe Wala Dekh Raha Hai….

Kasam se Seena Kushi se Chauda Ho Jaata Hai……

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Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h

Santa to Banta :

Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h
toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..

Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h… to 10 k 10 tere….

Aur agar ye Bhi bata de ki
Ande Kiske h… to Murgi bhi teri….

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Banta : Abey koi HINT TO De…!

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Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge..
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya…
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..
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Pappu gusse se Bola : or Ye Humari Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gaya..
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Papers Ache ho ya Bure

True story
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Papers Ache ho ya Bure
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Papers khatam hone ki khushi bahot hoti he..
students thoko like….
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